bmwfag: forreal Get Lucky is overplayed as fuck. its not even the best song in the album.
understandablydumb: the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed
irresponsibleeyouth: The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
teenwhoops: i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
bmwfag: thatonekidwithacar: enispenvy: How many times a day do I have to listen to Get Lucky before it STOPS GETTING FUCKING PLAYED Maybe you’ll Get Lucky and they won’t play it one day.
starkstower: all original chip skylark fans assemble dem fake hoes can go to skip sparkypants chip5ever
shedisenchants: shedisenchants: so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night you guys think I’m joking??
foolishcaptainkia: gothamshitty: kushdrinker: sweet dreams are made of cheese who am I to diss a brie I cheddar the world and the feta cheese
patrick-stump-hand: pizzaswag: abandoned theme parks look rad as fuck someone go explore one with me you are the first five minutes of supernatural
snlofficial: when ur crush talks about how hot someone else is
baby-pigeon-in-the-trench-coat: spainstateofmind: thebadwolf: Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful. you can go fuck yourself my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when my sister put a bunch in her mouth she spat them out and started crying and now she has trust issues
friendsofthegaybc: travisstolls: friendsofthegaybc: travisstolls: WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOG Very nice Thanks
I’m going to the library. For once I’m doing something productive.
stormofthunder: I CHANGED MY FACEBOOK PICTURE TO THIS SHIBA AND THAT CAUSED AN ATTRACTIVE GIRL TO LIKE AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF ME THATS NOT WHAT’S SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN
Being the first one to wake up at a sleepover.
bigfatnigga: DON’T MAKE FUN OF SOMEONE’S PHYSICAL APPEARANCE OK IT HURTS THEIR FEELINGS AND MAKES THEM INSECURE DON’T MAKE FUN OF ANYONE AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!
masturbatertots: the smallest mother in England is the minimum
northlan-e: its gotten to the point where i either feel no emotion or every emotion at once
dnlhern: i can’t believe the teen titans bought tumblr
If Hogwarts Enabled Internet Access
boomitsnialler: does anyone else have that one blog that literally everyone worships but you hate the blog and the person running it and just every time someone mentions them you’re like